Don't make me come up there...

Cooped Up
Tig Notaro on surrendering

Tig Notaro on surrendering

This is the country that invented spray cheese. Someone was eating cheese and said, ‘I like this, I like it a lot but I want it in a mist.’

—Dylan Moran

Sweet Christ don’t let it be time to do my taxes…

Sweet Christ don’t let it be time to do my taxes…

(via guitar-and-pick)